Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Director
Steve Miner
Writer
April Blair
Studio
Papa Joe Films
Budget
$30M
Revenue
$0M
Vote Count
296
Cast
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valent...
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa More...
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castil...
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamam...
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johns...
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
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